He’s already booked through 2015, so don’t even bother inquiring.

•September 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Toby snacks

•September 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Every morning this happens. He waits by the roll of toilet paper like a weak vulture waiting for a scrap of meat to fall from the frenzy of stronger vultures. And then, he feasts!

i may or may not have shot this while sitting on the toilet.

BREAKING NEWS: TOBY STILL LOVES PAPER BAGS

•August 24, 2010 • 1 Comment

But I’d rather hit the snooze button…

•August 19, 2010 • 4 Comments

For all you SYTYCD fans….

•August 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Toby is such a n00b at laser tag…

•July 30, 2010 • 1 Comment

make my day

•July 22, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Lately I’ve been getting the feeling that Toby isn’t getting over my vacations. In fact, it seems he becomes more resentful and bitter every day, as if he is laying in wait for me to reach for a suitcase or my toothbrush case so he can make his move. I live in fear.

 
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